Democratic Sentinel, Volume 21, Number 8, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 February 1897 — Good Fortune. [ARTICLE]

Good Fortune.

Beggar (piteously)—Ah, sir, I am very, very hungry. Dyspeptic (savagely)—Then have the decency to keep your good fortune to yourself. I haven’t had an appetite for years.—Judge.