Democratic Sentinel, Volume 20, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 December 1896 — SOME POINTED PARAGRAPHS. [ARTICLE]

SOME POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

The Ignorance that Is bliss is the ignorance of the man who thinks he knows it all.—Puck. People who make a boast of saying what they mean generally have mean tilings to say.—Boston Transcript. One reason a man hates to be bald is that all his fool friends are continually patting the bare spot.—Buffalo Tinies. Never argue the point with the man who tells you that he is one in a thou-’ sand—lie may be one of the ciphers.—, Louisville Times. Always do as the sun does —look at the bright side of everything; it is just as cheap and three times as good for the digestion.—The Doctor. After a man has made a pleasant allusion to the days when he courted his wife there Isn’t anything she will refuse to do for him.—Atchison Globe. A man out in Western Massachusetts is busily trying to discover the secret of perpetual motion, and Mr. Moo- ! dy is busily trying to convert New York.—Boston Globe. Before a girl gets man-led she never thinks a man has such a thing as a stomach. After she’s been married a while she wonders if he’s got anything else.—New York Press. Nothing flatters a man more than to tell him that the receipt be gave you cured your cold, whether, as a matter of fact, you really tried the dose or not.—Somerville Journal. It is beginning to be recognized that the ralibit’s foot is an ageut of good luck only while it remains on the rabbit ainl helps him to escape from the hunter.—Philadelphia Ledger.