Democratic Sentinel, Volume 20, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 December 1896 — Exposed. [ARTICLE]

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The Cook—Discharge me, is it? Wall, yez don’t dare. Oi’ll expose yez to the boarders! Mrs. Sliindiet—What do you mean? “Oi’ll tell ’em the fresh muffins they t’ink they’re gettin’ ivery momin’ are nothin’ but the owld Wans blowp up wid a bicycle poomp!”—New York Journal. A Naive Reply. Careful Mamma—Ethel, dear, I thought I heard young Mr. Spooney kissing you on the steps last night. Ethel—Not on the steps, mamma.— New York Tribune. One of the /unniest things in the world is to see a woman cry not because she wants to, but because she thinks she ought to. .......