Democratic Sentinel, Volume 20, Number 5, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 February 1896 — An Unnatural Supposition. [ARTICLE]

An Unnatural Supposition.

Magistrate (to prisoner)—You say you took the ham because you are out of' work and your family is starving; and yet I understand that you have four dogs about the house? Prisoner —Yes, your honor; but I wouldn’t ask my family to eat dogs, your honor!—Exchange.