Democratic Sentinel, Volume 19, Number 50, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 December 1895 — The Boarding-House Turkey. [ARTICLE]

The Boarding-House Turkey.

"Is the fuse laid?” inquired rhe landlady of the head waiter. "It is, madame.” "Then tire it.” "I have, madame.” “But the turkey is still whole.” “Yes, the powder had no effect on it.” “Then send for some dynamite, and

tell the boarders the turkey is so tender it takes time to carve it.