Democratic Sentinel, Volume 19, Number 49, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 December 1895 — One Way of Arousing Lodgers. [ARTICLE]

One Way of Arousing Lodgers.

Umpire Bill Hays, of the Windsor, Inis invented n new system of culling sleepy guests, its very simplicity ta Its supreme attraction. Tin* other night u newspaper time went to the Windsor, and, being «*esirous of being called at an early bowr, left instructions with Umpire Hays to do the work. Sulislied that everything would be lovely the scrilie retired and slept. Early this morning the nnwepuper man was disturbed by a lively ■ tattoo upon tlie door. “Well 7 lie demanded sharply. “I’ve got tin Important message for you,” said Hit- boll buy outside. Yawning until he sprained his face, tlx- scribe jumped out of bed, toddled across the floor and opened the door. The hell boy bunded him an envelope and thou went away. The newspaper man opened I lie envelope and found therein a slip of paper lieariug lh« following: “Why don’t you gel up?’*