Democratic Sentinel, Volume 19, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 August 1895 — Why She Couldn’t Use Them. [ARTICLE]

Why She Couldn’t Use Them.

This is what was heard In a theater the other night. They were in a private box, and she was both pretty and well dressed. But she was in a bad temper because she could not see the stage. “Why,” said he, trying to mollify her, “did you not bring your opera glass?” “I did, but I can’t use it” “Is it broken?” “No, but I forgot to put on my brace-lets.”—Tit-Bits.