Democratic Sentinel, Volume 19, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 August 1895 — Needn’t Wait for Him. [ARTICLE]

Needn’t Wait for Him.

Whistler, the eccentric artist, had been invited to attend a wedding, and had promised to attend the ceremony. When the wedding party reached the church, Whistler was nowhere to be seen, but a telegram bearing his signature was handed to the groom. It. gpad: “Am unavoidably detained. Can’t get to the church in time. Don’t vff&lt” Mrs. McSwat—The reason I object to your spending so, much time at that club of yotirs, Bllllger, is that I am sure it is nothing but a resort for loafers. Mr. McSivat—Great Scdtt, Marla! What’s any club?—Chicago Tribuna.