Democratic Sentinel, Volume 19, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 August 1895 — Naughty Deacon. [ARTICLE]

Naughty Deacon.

Madge—“ Have you see much of Mrs. Giddiwun of late, deacon?” Deacon—“ Well, what I haven’t seen of her at the opera I saw when she was bicycling down the avenue against a stiff breeze yesterday.”—New York World. Magistrate—And why did you roam about in the streets during the night? (Defendant— I was afraid to go home. Magistrate—Are you married? Defendant (joyfully)—Oh, yourwprship, I suppose you know what it Is, too.— Tit. Bitr