Democratic Sentinel, Volume 19, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 July 1895 — To Catch Summer Boarders. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

To Catch Summer Boarders.

Jest put it in the paper, And put it. so ’t’ll win The quick attenshun kindly O’ fo'ks wot’s got the tin. Thur hain’t no fresh made buttei Narnew laid eggs each day; Thur visturs o’ the lan'scapes Don’t stretch in dreams away. No daisies in themea'lers. No dimplin’, purlin rills. No underlatin’ pastur’ lan’s Arisin’ inter hills. I did thet-style last summer— B’ gum! the? went away, An’ left me wi’ a mor’gage, F’r b’ gosh! they didn’t par. —New York Herald.