Democratic Sentinel, Volume 19, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 June 1895 — An Old Conundrum. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

An Old Conundrum.

Why is a pig in a parlor like a house on fire? Ans. The sooner it is put out the better. How does an advertisement in a newspaper differ from either? Ans. The sooner it is put in the better.