Democratic Sentinel, Volume 19, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 May 1895 — Bridget's Dates. [ARTICLE]

Bridget's Dates.

“Bridget, I am tired of your carelessness. Only look at all that dust lying about on the furniture. It’s six weeks old at the very least.” Bridget (very dignified)—Then it is no faid£ of mine. You knows very well, mum, that Lhave been with you only three weeks."—Exchange. The eyeball is white because the blood vessels that feed Its substance are so small that they do not admit tae re- corpuscles. Some men would rather liiFpray than to have their trousers bag at the E’/i’Ws.