Democratic Sentinel, Volume 19, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 April 1895 — Tortured Worse than Tantalus. [ARTICLE]

Tortured Worse than Tantalus.

Mrs. Scribbler (impressively)—Whatever you do, never marry a newspaper man. School chum—Why not? Mrs. Scribbler—l married one and I know. Every night my husband brings home a big bundle of newspapers from all over the country and they ’most drive me crazy. School chum—The newspapers? Mrs. Scribbler—lndeed they do. They are just crammed with the most astonishing bargains in stores a thousand miles away.—New York Weekly.