Democratic Sentinel, Volume 18, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 November 1894 — OUR BUDGET OF FUN. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

OUR BUDGET OF FUN.

HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND DO* INGS HERE AND THERE. and Jokelets that Are flnppoiod to Have Been Recently Born—Sayings and • Doings that Are Odd, Curious, «.nH Laugh* Able—The Week's Humor. Bet Cs All Laoeh* The Professor's Bike. sher» »m a musician named -Sum.* ; Wno played on the base and snare rim tv— When he i lay*d on the street

ft was always a treat Just to hear hl.-n fret in his Bum! Bum! Every evening he played In a show. Where the old man on foot need to Bolt was awfully far,

And to ride in a car Would have cost him much money, you know So he thought of a patent one day, And must, ,|uickly he made the thing pay— For he rigged up a wheel

With his drums and some steel, And he rides every foot of the way.