Democratic Sentinel, Volume 18, Number 39, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 October 1894 — HORACE WAS MATTER O’ FACT. [ARTICLE]

HORACE WAS MATTER O’ FACT.

The stately steamer plowed its way through the blue waves of Lake Michigan: “Oh, Horace!” moaned the young bride, who a moment before had paced the deck with a smiling face and a love-lit eye, the happiest of the happy, “I feel so queer! Let me lean on your shoulder.” “No, dearest, don’t do that I”, exclaimed Horace, hastily; “lean over the side of the steamer.”—[Chicago Tribune. <• The Spanish were among the first to knit fine stockings.