Democratic Sentinel, Volume 18, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 June 1894 — Could Only Be Auswered in Latin. [ARTICLE]

Could Only Be Auswered in Latin.

Little Rastus—Dar’s sumpin’, fes«ah, I wants ter ask yer ’bout de ooeanses. Dar’s moah watah in de oceanses at high tide’n at low tide. W’at becomes of all dat extry watah dat wuz at high tide w’en it gets to be low tide? Prof. Johnson—Um —um —dat’s a questshun, honey, , &t kin on'y be answered in Latin. Umpery, trumpery, dixuiq digit sockdologous. Dat’s w’at becomes ob de watah, honey, on’y you’se too young ter un’erstan’.