Democratic Sentinel, Volume 18, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 March 1894 — Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Bound to Have His Fua. Speakiag of football brings to mind a time not many years ago when Yale’s athletic conscience was not so tender as at present On her team were graduates galore. She even went outside of a candidate or two, though none of the imported “tops o’ men’ finally played at Springfield. Among the surreptitiously acquired material was one true-hearted son of old Erin, over six feet tall, and renowned as a pugilist His physique was excellent, but somehow he never seemed to get into the plays. Nor was be deficient in courage. The coachers eouid not understand it until one day he was given the ball to run with. Then some rusher tackled him hard, and in a minute the former pugilist had dropped the ball and was going at the tackler hammer and tongs. “Here, you!” shouted the coachers. ‘What aie you doing there? Play football!” And between the cracks of the blows came back the answer: “Oh, go to the divil, an’ lave me do me man!”—Boston Budget. Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often proves, the end.

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