Democratic Sentinel, Volume 18, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 March 1894 — Better the Other Way. [ARTICLE]

Better the Other Way.

Curran said to Father O’Leary (the wittiest priest of his day): “I wish you were St. Peter.” “Why?" asked O’Leary. “Because,” said Curran, “you would have the keys of heaven and could let me in. ” “It would be better for you, ” said O’Leary, “that I had the keys of the other place, for then I could let you out."