Democratic Sentinel, Volume 18, Number 7, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 March 1894 — Where Ho Got His Information. [ARTICLE]

Where Ho Got His Information.

Agent—Beg pardon, ma’am, but I have been requested by a number of persons to call here and show you our new patent electric wakethodead doorbell. It’s very hard on hands to have to knock, ma am, and everybody says the only reason why you haven't a boll is because you never thought of it. Housekeeper—That's very true. 1 really had forgotten that there was i.o bell. Put one in. Agent (half an hour later)—lt's all done, ma’am. Here’s the bill. Thank you. I’lbreceipt it. Housekeeper—Would you object to telling me who the persons were who complained that I had no boll? Agent—They were peddlers, ma'am. Gooa-day, ma am.—New York Weekly.