Democratic Sentinel, Volume 18, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 February 1894 — Frightful Phonetics. [ARTICLE]

Frightful Phonetics.

An extraordinary story of tho danger of phonetic spoiling is told by an Australian paper. A ■Scandinavian named Ole Baumgartz, who is established in Australia us a school-master, was astonished and outraged one day by tho receipt of tho following missive: “Old Boom guts, is queer. Cur, ass, you ar a man of no legs, 1 wish to enter my bowie in your skull." . A conference was hold, and tho writer, a new-comor, was visited by a body of inhabitants and asked indignantly to road his lettor aloud, and say what he moant by it. 110 read: “Ole Baumgartz, Esq. Sir: As you are a man of knowloilge, I wish to enter my boy in your school.” Btatb or Onto, City op Toledo, I Lucas County ) **■ Fbank J. Cheney makes oath that he f» the •enlor partner of tho firm of F. J. Chkhey & Co., doing business lu the City of Toledo, County and State afoassald, and that Bald firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every caae of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's Catarhh Cijke. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and eubicribed In my presence, this eth day of Deoember, A. D. 188 U. , , A. W. GLEASON, ■j beal. • Notary Pufclic. Hall’i Catarrh Curo fa taken Internally and acti directly upon the blood and muooua surfaces of the system,' Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0, RVBold by Druggists, 75 oenta. The policy of protecting tho doer in Maine by a rigorous close season has not only resulted in an increase of the deer, but also in an unexpected return of the wolves to their old haunts. Don’t Allow Yourself to trifle with a Cold, and so encoutugo the development of aome latent Pulmonary and Bronchial disease, which often ends fatally. You had better cure your Gough or Gold by promptly resorting to Dr. D. Jayne's Expectorant, an old-time remedy for all Coughs, Lung and Throat affections. Carnelian is greatly improved by exposure to the sun and then heating in earthen pots. For weak aad inflamed eyes us* Dr Isaac Thompson’s Eye-water. It Is a carefully prepared physician’s prescription. Arius, the great heretic, delighted in religious dances, and would dance till exhausted. More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreHfns of.—Tennyson. Beecham's Pills have a pleasant coating, disguising the taste of the pill without Impairing lt< efficacy. 25 cent) a box. Englishmen are said to. have $500,000,000 in our railroads. Ser “Colchester” Spading Boot ad. In other column.