Democratic Sentinel, Volume 18, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 January 1894 — A Youthful Pessimist. [ARTICLE]

A Youthful Pessimist.

Any boy or girl who deesn't know what a peHßlmist is should bj sure to read the following, says an exchange. Jeremiah, who is 12 years old, is already a confirm ad pessimist. Among tho things ho continually grumbles about are his lead pencils, which never have points, and to sharpen which ho always has to borrow a knife of some schoolmate. “Why don’t you have a knife of your own, Jerry?” one of tho boys asked. “Got no pockets to keep it in," said Jerry. “Then why don't you have a pocket?” “*’F I had one, I d have a hole in it.” “Well, even then you wouldn't be any worse off than you are now.” “Hm! Yes I should. ’F I had a pocket ’n a hole in it, I never d have anything to lose through it!” .terry sighed deeply and wont on whittling his pencil with the dull blade of the other boy’s knife.—Lewiston Journal. Btath of Ohio. Citv of Toledo, i Lucas County, i *' • Frank J. Cheney iflakes oath that he is the •enlor partner of the Arm of F. J. Chunky & Co., doing business In the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and tbas said firm will pay the sum of CNF, HUNDKKD DOLLARS for each and every case o l Catarrh that cannot ho cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Cuitu. .. - FRANK J.CHKNEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D. 1880, , —, A. W. GLEASON, •j seal. !• Nolaty Public. Hall’s Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the systom. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY Sc CO„ Toledo, O. AVSold by druggists, 75c. He that will* not reflect is a ruined man.—Old proverb. * Hough, Wintry, Chanoeablk Weather produces Catarrhs, Coughs, Disorders of the Lungs, etc., which Jayne’s Expectorant promptly cures If faithfully administered. The ancient ell, a measure, was the length of the arm of Henry I. tim up the liver, remove disease, promote good cheer Aid good health, by tha use of Ueecham’s Pills. The romance ends at matrimony.