Democratic Sentinel, Volume 17, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 November 1893 — Page 8 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

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kmmzzim G. K. Holl.n 'swoith, will loan you mon er on personal mortgage, or chattel security, for long or Rhoit time ut local bank rates. These oans can be paid back »t any time, and ere more desirable than b nk loids, because interest i< rebated V’e nave unlimited capital and ca accommodate everybody. 11. TRUSTERS NOTICE. Notice is hereby given that I will be c my office ut <lohn A. Knowiton’s, in Jot dun township, ot the Fourth Saturday ceach month tor the transaction of bus ness connected with tb i duties of Tri.fto*. JAMES H. CAKE, Trustee Jordan Townsh’ BEGONE, DULL OARS. Wwrs some men discharge an obligation you can bear the report (or ml lea around.—Yonkers Gazette. The sharper understands other people pretty weU, but he often has to give himself up.—Binghamton Republican. ‘I get your views," said the Sheriff as he proceeded to seize the photographer’s stock In trade.—Buffalo Enquirer. A cabpenteb may be a first-class boarder and yet be very far from finding iavor in the eyes of his landlady.—Lowell MaiL Whom the gods love die young. The rest beoome boy prea hers or organize into young men’s political clubs.—De froit Free Press. There Is compensation for “that lead" in the thought that swelling the In ernal revenue is a patriotic act.— Indianapolis Journal. Ip the United States is ever again eompelled to let loose the dogs of war, It can be sure of having on hand a fine pack of West Pointers. —Baltimore American. Thebe is a girl In the London workhouse who speaks a language which nobody can understand. Wha a perfect railway brakeman she would make!— Boston Transcript. Why is it that a man will wait for one cent in change from a newsboy and then turn around and give a case waiter ten cents for handing him a toothpick?— Philadelphia Times. In the school of military instruction: Officer — What is the powder that this Bummer has been introduced in nearly all the armies? liecruit — lnsect powder.—Fliegende Blatter.

ATCHISON PECULIARITIES. An Atchison woman grows younger every year by taking a cold water bath twice a day. An Atchison woman claims that quinine will cure anything, and proved it recently by curing the toothache with It. Thebe is not one member of a South Atchison family who can kill a chi ken. The father Is more tender hearted than •ay of the others. An Atohison girl is In great demand tor assisting at serving refreshments at this time of the year. She knows of forty-nine ways to serve oranges. An Atchison man m£de a life-long friend to-day. He met the laziest man In town on the streets and warned him In a friendly way that he was working too hard. The equal suffragists in Kansas begin to Insist at an early age upon having their rights. An Atchison d-year-old girl recently cried herself into spasms Dooause her brother had more pockets than she had. An Atchison woman has joined four different churches in town, each one on probation, and in each Instance she has failed to show up when the time rolled around for entering into full membership. Joining churches Is her fad.— Atohison Globe.

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