Democratic Sentinel, Volume 17, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 November 1893 — Curran's Sarcasm. [ARTICLE]

Curran's Sarcasm.

A very stupid foreman asked a judge how they were to ignore a bill. “Write ‘lgnoramus for self and fellows’ on the back of it,” said Curran. “No man,” said a wealthy but weakheaded barrister, “should be admitted to the bar who had not an independent landed property.” “May I ask, sir,” said Mr. Curran, “how many acres make a wise-acre?”