Democratic Sentinel, Volume 17, Number 41, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 October 1893 — The Difference Defined. [ARTICLE]

The Difference Defined.

On the bridge the other day a couple of lexicographers wore arguing respecting the definition of words. “Bah!” says “Buck" Gardner. “What do you know about defining words? You don’t know the difference between an accident and a misfortune.” “Define them,” demanded Kid Miller. “Easy enough,” retorted Gardner. “If you were to lean too far over this bridge and fall in, it would be an accident. But if some derned fool were to pull you out, that would be a misfortune.” After working hard in the morning, Robault would spend the afternoon strolling about the streets of Paris. w r ' 4*' ' t.' The human system needs continuous and careful attention to rid itself of Its Impurities. Beecham’s Pills act like magic. 25c. Jerusalem uses Philadelphia locomotives.