Democratic Sentinel, Volume 17, Number 38, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 October 1893 — Page 8 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

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FEMININITIES. XOU can still find a man nowand then who 1b expecting to get to heaven on his wife's church membership. Out of the 240,000 domestic servants In London it is estimated that 10,000 are always out of employment. Mbs, Jones —“ Don’t trouble to see me to the door, Mrs. Smith. ” Mrs. Smith—“No trouble: quite a pleasure, I assure you. * Some of the people who are the most anxiouß about the recognition of frien is in heaven are the ones who shake han is with two fingers in church. “How different you soldiers are from us!” said Arabella to the Captain; “with us a conquest only begins, while with you it ends the engagement. ” Never pronounce anyone to be a willful niggard until you have seen the contents of their purse. The distribu tion should be in accordance with the receipts. Hobbs —“ There goes a man who has buried fifteen wives.” Mrs. Hobbs—- “ For heaven’s sake! what is he? A second Bluebeard?” Hobbs—“ No—an un dertaker. ” Vert few people go into an argument in order to discover the truth of the matter. They want to hold their own and rout the enemy. Hence the genera! loss of temper. Young Wife—“ Before we were married, George, you never smoked in my pretence.” Young Husband—“l know if, my dear, and you never wore curlpapers in mine. ” We have notioed that when you tell n woman that her daughter is just the Image of her when she was that age, the mother looks pleased and the daughter looks scared. A Chicago young woman was once heard to observe that that girl must indeed be a strange land of a girl who could say conscientiously that she did not like a fuzzy mustache.

HOW FAMOUS RULERS DIED. Henby 11. of Leon died of poison having been introduced into his wine by his confessor. Henby V. of England died suddenly, in convulsions, supposed to have been caused by poison. Edwabd VI. died of consumption, caused by overstudy and confinement to ill-ventilated rooms. 'rEOBGE 11. died suddenly from some mysterious ailment termed at the time "rupture of the heart. ” MahOmet 111. strangled all his brothers, drowned hie father’s wives, and was himself poisoned. Cleopatra died by her own act, preferring death to sorvival as a captive in the train of Augustus. Otho killed hlmseff after a reign of ninety-five days to avoid falling into the hands of his enemies. Mubad V. was deposed, and according to some reports was murdered; to others is still in prison. Alexandeb Seykbus was slain in his tent by his guards at the instigation of Maglmin, his successor. Nicholas of Russia died of mortification at the failure of his military system during the Crimean war. Louis VIL, sumamed the L.on, was poisoned during an unsuccessful campaign by one of his officers. Th* Emperor Charles V. died of overeating While in retirement at the Monastery Of Bt. Just in Spain. Edwabd V. was smothered in the Tower of London, by command of his uncle, afterwards Richard 111. Edwabd 11. was murdered, in a shamelessly indecent manner, by ruffian* employed by his faithless wife.