Democratic Sentinel, Volume 17, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 August 1893 — IMPROVED PROVERBS. [ARTICLE]

IMPROVED PROVERBS.

A RUN in time saves the nine. A rolling stone never “gets there." If at first you don’t succeed, lie. He Again. —Life. Every man's house is nls servant (irl’s castle. The race is not always to the horse so u put your money on. When a belated husband comes in by he window a flatiron is apt to fly out at lie door. A bird and a bottle in the hand is vorth two boarding house dinners anywhere else. He laughs best who does not laugh at i woman when she thinks there is a nouse in the room.