Democratic Sentinel, Volume 17, Number 27, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 July 1893 — She Is Lovely, but Sometimes Very Provoking. [ARTICLE]

She Is Lovely, but Sometimes Very Provoking.

If a woman writes that she is coming to see you at a certain time lay ail thoughts of work aside, buy a time table, naok up enough lunch to last you three (lays, take a rug to wrap yourself in at nignt. und then go to tho depot. After hopping out on the platform to meet every train that comes in, day and night, you will go home at tho end of the third day with the consciousness that you have done your duty. A day or two later you will get a lottor saying she hopes she hasn’t inconvenienced you, but a pimple appeared on her nose and she had to stay at homo until it disappeared. The noxt time she writes you she is coming you will not go to meet her. You will lio and say you didn’t get hor letter.—Atchison Globe.