Democratic Sentinel, Volume 17, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 June 1893 — MASCULINYPIES. [ARTICLE]

MASCULINYPIES.

\ Bax who lay wagers hatch disappointments. “Many happy returns," said the wedding guest to lie Chicago bride. GfttE man who claims to be clean in heart ought to have a clean mouth. D(o not forget your children while worshiping your ancestors. lOse la lore may make a man, but the* are also pretty sure to break him. A Brooklyn inventor proposes to tap ‘.the earth’s interior for heat, and that save fuel. The physician is the man who tells you that you need change, and then takes all you have. iJhe man who has never done any harm has always had to live where ho couldn’t get an opportunity. ®be objection to most perfect people is that they spoil their perfection by knowing how perfect they are. NMveb expect women to be sincere so long as they are educated to think that theunfirst aim in life is to please. When a man can’t make a fool of you in any other way, he can do it by repeating in earnest what you said in fun. The happiness of married life depend® upon the power of making small saorlaces with readiness and cheerfulness. Hat “Can you keep a secret! 1 ” Bhe: “Yes* but I don’t want to. What’s the goodJof having a secret that you can’t teilT* Why is a young lady just from board-ing-school like a building committee? Beoflrase she is ready to receive proposals. A.B an English wedding recently the oricUit In default of a male relative to perftjm that office, was given away tw a younger sister.