Democratic Sentinel, Volume 17, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 May 1893 — IMPROVED PROVERBS. [ARTICLE]

IMPROVED PROVERBS.

A bun in time saves the nine. A bollino stone never “gets there.” Iv at first you don’t succeed, lie. lie again.—Life. Eveby man’s house is his servant girl's castle. The race is not always to the horse you put your money on. When a belated husband comes in by the window a tatiron is apt to fly out at the door. A bibd and a bottle in the hand is worth two boarding house dinners anywhere else. Haiaughs best who does not laugh at a woman when she thinks there is a mouse in the room.