Democratic Sentinel, Volume 17, Number 13, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 April 1893 — Sometimes It Worked That Way. [ARTICLE]

Sometimes It Worked That Way.

“See here!” yelled the wrathful man, as he took off his hat and showed a head as bald as a campaign lie. “Yes, I see,” said the druggist. “Did you ever try my unparalleled capillary renovator?" “That’s just what I did,” answered the bald-headed man in tones of wrath, “and here’s the result ” The druggist mused a moment. “It works that way sometimes," he said. “The hair grows so fast, you see, that It pulls itself out by the.roots. Now, if you will only strengthen your scalp by using a few bottles of my aomeistlcal scalp balm ” At this polpt they clinched.