Democratic Sentinel, Volume 17, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 February 1893 — Page 8 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

MASCULINITIES. Mkn who lay wagers hatch disappointments. “Many happy returns,” said the wedding guest to the Chicago bride. The man who claims to be clean in heart ought to have a clean mouth. Do not forget your children while you are worshiping your ancestors. Nine tailors may make a man, but they are also pretty sure to break him. A Brooklyn inventor proposes to tap the earth’s interior for heat, and thus save fuel. The physician is the man who tells you that you need change, and then takes all you have. The man who has never done any harm has always had to live where he couldn’t get an opportunity. The objection to most perfect people is that they spoil their perfection by knowing how perfect they are. Never expect women to be sincere so long as they are educated to think that their first aim In life is to please. When a man can’t make a fool of you in any other way, he can do it by repeating in earnest what you said in fun.

The happiness of married life depends upon Hie power of making small sacrifices with readiness and cheerfulness. He: “Can you keep a secret?” She: “Yes, but I don’t want to. What's the good of having a secret that you can’t tell?" Why is a young lady just from board-ing-school like a building committee? Because she Is ready to reoelve proposals. At an English wedding recently the bride, in defanlt of a male relative to perform that office, was given away by a younger sister.

A .'larval — A Business. One person out of every seven in the United Kingdom is a depositor in the postoffice savings banks, which have n. arly $360,000,000 deposits. To manage this business there is a headquarters staff of not far from 1,900 persons at the London Postoffice Bank, of which every money order postoffice in Great Britain and Ireland is a branch. Every deposit made in any one of the postoffloes is forwarded to the London headquarters. The local postmaster simply takes the cash and sends It up to London, merely entering it on his accounts and on the depositor’s book. The London office keeps an account against every one of the 10,000 branoh offices. How great is the labor entailed will be realized when it is stated that in one day as many as 72,689 deposits have been made, that last year 992,000 accounts were opened and 701,000 oloeed. It.is estimated that in the twenty-five years the postofflce savings bank system has been in operation frauds and inaoouracies have amounted to only about a half-penny for ovary £6OO. Emblem charms, at Cl Hike's. TRUSTEE’S NOTICE. Notice is hereby given that I will be at my office at John A. Knowlton’s, in Jordan township, or the Fourth Saturday or each month for the transaction of business connected with tba duties of Trustee. JAMES H. CARR, Trustee Jordan Township

BUCKLEN’S ARNICA SALVE. The Best Salve in the world for Cut! Braises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fev .i Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilbloiu.Coms and all Skin Eruptions, and potitively cures Piles, or no pay required. L is guaranteed to give satisfaction, or meney refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by F. B. Meyer. These figures represent the number c f bottles of Dr. King’s New Discovery f.'.t Consumption, Coughs and Colds, which were sold in the United States from Match ’9l to March,92. Two Million, Two Hnrdred and Twenty-Eight Thousand Six Hundred and Seventy. Two bottless°ldin one year, and each and every bottle was sold on a positive guarantee that mOne> ■ would be refunded if aatisfactory results did not follow its use. The secret of ituccess is plain It never disappoints nd can always be depended on ns the ery best remedy for Conghs, Colds, etc. Drice 50c. and SI.OO. At F. B. Meyert’ Pvruffstore. ALL FOB 55 CENTS.' The Monou Route haß added to its already splendid equipment, two bran new dining cars, which are now in daily serv • ice on the fast day trains between Chicago and Louisville. These oars are models of convenience, comfort and beantv. and are operated on the a la carte plan, which means that a passenger can get any thing he wants and pay only for what he gets. An elegant steak, with bread, huter, coffee or tea with cream is served for only 55 cents. Watoh for the Monon's new sahedule to Florida.

DO YOU WANT TO ADOPT A BABYt Maybe you think this is a new business, sending out babies on application; it has been done before, however, but never have those furnished been so near the original sample as rhu one. Everyone will exclaim, “ Well 1 that's the sweetest baby I ever saw I" This little black-and-white engraving can give you buta faint idea of the exquisite original,

“ I’M A DAISY.” which we propose to send to you, transportation paid. The little darling rests against s pillow, and is in the act of drawing off its pink sock, the mate of which has been pulled off and flung aside with e triumphant coo. The flesh tints are perfect, and the eves follow you, no matter where you stand. The exquisite reproductions of this greatest painting of Ida Waugh (the most celebrated of modern painters of baby life) are to be given to those who subscribe to Demorest’s Family Magazine for 18*3. The reproductions cannot be told from the original, which cost S4OO, and are the same size (17x22 inches). The baby is life size, and absolutely lifelike. We have also in preparation, to present to our sub. scribers during 1883, other great pictures by such artists asPercy Moran,Maud Humphrey, Louis Deschamps, and others of worm-wide renown. Take only two ejuumries of what we did during thepast year, “AYardof Pan, stes,” and ** A White House Orchid” by the wife of President Harrison, and you wiH see Magazine for 1803 will possess a gallery of exquisite works of art ofgraetwJue. besides » Magazine that cannot be equaled bf any «S the world for its beautiful Illustrations and subject matter, that will keep everyone post, ed on aU the topics of the day, and all the fads and different items of interest about the household, besides furnishing interesting reading matter, both grave and gay, for the whole family; and while Demorest’s is no« a fashion Magazine, its fashion I*i«eß are perin any size you choose. Bead In scription ac cone, only ss. and you will really mat amar %» In vA dS. Addre«thr publisher^