Democratic Sentinel, Volume 17, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 February 1893 — Sometimes It Worked That Way. [ARTICLE]

Sometimes It Worked That Way.

“See here!” yelled the wrathful man, as he took off his hat and showed a head as bald as a campaign lie. “Yes, I see,” said the druggist. 'Did you ever try my unparalleled oapillary renovator?" “That’s just what I did,” answered the bald-headed man in tones of wrath, “and here’s the result” The druggist mused a moment. “It works that way sometimes,” he said. “The hair grows so fast, you see, that it pulls itself out by the roots. Now, if you will only strengthen your scalp by using a few bottles of my aomelstioal scalp balm ” At this point they olinohed.