Democratic Sentinel, Volume 16, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 January 1893 — BEGONE. DULL CARE. [ARTICLE]

BEGONE. DULL CARE.

When some men discharge an obligation you can hear the report for miles around.—Yonkers Gazette. i The sharper understands other people pretty yell, but he often has to give himself djp.—Binghamton Republican. "I GEv your views,” said the Sheriff as he proceeded to seize the photographer’s stock in trade. —Buffalo Enquirer. A carpenter may be a first-class boarder and yet be very far from finding favor in the eyes of his landlady.—Lowell Mall. Whom the gods love die young. The rest become boy preachers or organize into young men’s political dubs.—Detroit Free Press. There is compensation for “that head” in the thought that swelling the Internal revenue Is a patriotic act— Indianapolis Journal. If the United States is ever again compelled to let loose the dogs of war, it can be sure of having on hand a fine pack of West Pointers.—Baltimore American. There is a girl in the London workhouse who speaks a language which nobody oan understand. What a perfeot railway brakeman she would make!— Boston Transcript. Why Is It that a man will wait for one cent In change from a newsboy and then turn around and give a case waiter ten cents for handing him a toothpick?— Philadelphia Times. In the school of military instruction: Officer—What is the powder that this summer has been introduced In nearly all the armies? Recruit—lnsect powder.—Fliegende Blatter.