Democratic Sentinel, Volume 16, Number 48, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 December 1892 — A Reverend Joker. [ARTICLE]

A Reverend Joker.

Early in his career, some one gave Bishop Wilberforce the sobriquet of “Soapy Sam.” A lady once asked him why he was so called. “Because, madam,” he answered, “I am always in hot water and always come out of it with clean hands.” On-another occasion, the Bishop was at an evening party, when a lady sang a song very badly. “That is a difficult song,” remarked some one to the Bishop. “Difficult?” was the reply; “would it were impossible."

Don'*!— If a dealer offers you a bottle ot Salvation OH without wrapper V labels, o» In a mutilated condition, doa*t touch it—don’t buy It r,t any price, there Is something wrong—lt may be a dangerous or Worthless counterfeit. Insist upon getting a perfect, unbroken, genuine package. Be on your guard!

The pretty Mexican girl is not obliged to lie awake nights trying to decide which of two lovers she will choose. She knows' that by the next morning there will be only one left.

Thebe is more Catarrh in this section of the country than all other diseases pat together, and until the Hast lew years was supposed to be incurable. For a great many years doctors pronounced it a local disease, and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly falling to cure with local treatment, pronounced it monrable. Science has provon catarrh to be a constitutional disease, and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall’s Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional care on the market. It is taken Internally in doses from ten drops to a teaspoonfni It acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case It falls to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Address. F. J. CHENHY & CO., Toledo, O. AS-Sold by Druggists, 750.