Democratic Sentinel, Volume 16, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 November 1892 — IMPROVED PROVERBS. [ARTICLE]

IMPROVED PROVERBS.

A bun in time saves the nine. A Bolling stone never “gets there.” If at first you don’t succeed, lie. lie again.—Life. man’s house is his servant girl’s castle. The race is not always to the horse you put your money on. When a belated husband comes in by the window a flatiron is apt to fly out at the door. A bibd and a bottle in the hand is worth two boarding house dinners anywhere else. He laughs best who does not laugh at a woman when she thinks there is a mouse in the room.