Democratic Sentinel, Volume 16, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 September 1892 — Page 7

JUST run. ig'iS.-' jgijg of ln.provemci-ts— Dr. Pierces Plea*JIM 1! "Qfflß ant Pellets. To regs begin with, they’re §g ''u-~ '<s' ' ll SI smallest, and 3> / fE the easiest to take. Iv /* <• \ y » They’re tiny, AH sugar-coated antiWk \ .aSjgg bfflous granules, gigs. scarcely larger than mustard flraHrNx-'aswW'Wfi.'Sgl seeds. Every child is ready for them. Then, after they’re taken, instead of disturbing and shocking the system, they act to. a mild, easy, and natural way. There’s no chance for any reaction afterward. Their help lad*. Constipation, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, Sick or Bilious Headaches, and ail derangements of the liver, stomach, and bowels are promptly relieved and perman(s&Jsly cured. They’re put up in glass vials, which keeps them always fresh and reliable, unlike the ordinary pills in wooden or pasteboard boxes. And they’re the cheapett pills you can buy, for they’re guaranteed to give satisfaction, cr your money is returned. You pay only for the good you get

aKt\ If m N Both the method and "results ttrhen Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system. effectually, dispels colds, headaches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Svrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever produced, pleasing to the taste and acceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy ana agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for Bale in 50c and $1 bottles by all leading druggists. Any reliable druggist who may hot have it on hand will procure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL, LOVIBVIUC. KY. NEW YORK: N.K A Woman’s pinl £ a ® devoted a life s Remedy ®‘ ud y“> ‘be subject * of Female Comfor Woman’s plaints, working always from the standDlSeaSeS. point of reason, with a firm belief that a “ woman best understands a woman ’s ills." That she has done her work well is plainly indicated by the unprecedented success of her great female remedy called Pydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Caaipound % No one remedy m all AttlA the world has done so much to relieve the iHlifu suffering of her sex. Her compound goes to Wct Ifegl the very root of Female l jLx Complaints, drives out wjjg» As disease, and re-invigo- uHlll rates the entire system. All DrargisU «ell It, or »ent by mail, in fonn of PT.la or Lozengrt, on receipt of 8 l-00. Direr Pill*, e. Corre- rfr .y Edenc* freely answered, reee in confidence, * ~ . yy yn. IA £. Pin km am Mkd. Co., gr Dtnh, jtfAßft. /

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FOR OUR LITTLE FOLKS.

A COLUMN OF PARTICULAR INTEREST TO THEM. What Children Have Done, What They Are Doing, and What They Should Do to Fan Their Childhood Day*. Nice Story of a Kind Little Girl. The family of a petty official at Berlin was recently treated to au agreeable surprise owing to the charitable disposition of the smallest member of their little household —a 3-year-old girl. During the month of May she met, sitting on a bench in the public square near her home, an old, poorly but neatly clad man, who attracted her attention by his sad looks and lonesome air. Thinking he must be hungry, she stepped up to him, and, with the question, “Want a piece of pie?” she resolutely handed him half of her simple lunch. The man appeared somewhat perplexed, but smilingly received the piece with thanks and ate it. From that day both might frequently be seen together engaged in lively conversation, the little girl never forgetting to offer her old friend part of her lunch, which she was in the habit of eating in the open air after playing about on the lawn, jipr evqr admitting of any refusal on his part to take at least a little bite. At the beginning of this month Hermine returnee} hofiie one morning w|Fb the distressing ney?s that the “p6oT man” had nos appeared. Neither had he been seen for several days after, when Hermine’s father received an unexpected summons to appear at court. Here he was toltl that the “poor old man,” who really was a wealthy citizen of Berlin, had left his whole fortune to little Hermine. His will contained the following paragraph: ’•< “I had despaired of the whole world, for thbse who were nearest and dearest to me had deceived me. Thus I renounced all, for what I desired I was unable to obtain. I became a miser, because my liberality was only rewarded with ingratitude. Nearing the end of my course, I was mightily touched by a child’s heart, which reconciled me With humanity. It was only for a short time, but, if I had millions to bestow those few moments would not be paid for too deafly. May roy wealth serve my little friend for better ends than It did me, who never knew how to appreciate or to expend it. ” —Baltimore Sun.

Pleasures of the Deep. An enthusiastic boy, after flnishing the last chapter of a book called “The Pleasures of the Deep,” pleaded with his father to let him ship aboard a small schooner. The old man smiled a grim smile, took the case under consideration, and in a few days the boy was on the rolling deep, as a greenhorn on a vessel in the coal trade. The next week he appeared at home, lame and stiff, his throat sore, one eye nearly shut, and a feeliug of humbleness running all through him. “What! back again?” cried the old man, as the boy entered the house. “Yes, father, I want to saw all the wood for winter, bring in all the coal, clean out the cellar and paint the barn, and you needn’t give me but two meals a (Jay. ” “Don’t you like sailing?” “Father, you don’t understand anything about it. The captain sailed away on Sunday the same as any other day, and I believe he swore even harder. He wouldn’t give me an umbrella when it rained, he made me sit up most all night, and two or three times called me .up at midnight and made me haul rope lind dreg old sails about. There wasn’t a single night when all of us got off to bed at 9 o’clock, and there wasn’t a single day that he didn’t bully us about and stop us every time we got to reading anything good. -I like land, father, and I wish I owned a farm.’’—Philadelphia Times.

Too Biff lor a Little Boy.

We had been invited to join a company who were to make the trial trip on a small steam yacht built for the use of one of our Government Inspectors. We were well under way when the young man who was engineer determined to play a joke on the small boy who wa9 with U 9. Just as the little fellow was about to take a drink of water from the large tin dipper, which had been provided for use rather than ornament on the boat, the man at the throttle pulled a rope which blew the whistle. The boy dropped the dipper and ran crying to his mother. “Why, Howard,” she said, “you are 6urely not afraid of a whistle!” “No,” he yelled, “but that Is too big a whistle for such a little boy *”

I S’all S’eep Wiv Him To-Night.

Sometimes I believe the little ones say the best things after all. I know a little family in Detroit who are heart-broken and sad this Saturday night. There were three last Saturday, but to-day only two are left. The tie that bound them more closely than that which the clergyman drew, has lately been loosened, and the light of their lives went out with the red winter sun only the other night. The father is a railroad man, whose duties called him away from home nearly three-fourths of the time. It was his habit, whenver he was about to start home, to telegraph his wife apprising her of the fact. In these telegrams he never failed to mention the name of the little 4-year-old, and the dispatches usually ran as follows: “Tell Arthur I shall sleep with him to-night.” The baby boy was very proud of these telegrams, which his mother would read over to him, and he considered “teledraf” a great institution. The other night when the fever had done its work and the mother was sobbing out her anguish, the little one turned calmly in his bed, and said: “Don’t ky, mama; I s’ill s’eep wiv Dod, ’oo know. Send Dod a teledraf, and tell him I s’all s’eep. wiv him tonight. ” But the message went straight up there, without the clicking of wires or the rustling of wings. —Free Press.

Wh»t Was the Good of It?

Willie is 6 years old, with a brother and sister two and four years older, and these two were recently invited by Mti. Blank to a little part/, much

to the discomfiture of "Willie, whs was slighted. When the other two children had gone, Willie’s mother was doing what she could to smooth his ruffled feelings. “I heard Mrs. Blank talking about you, Willie, the other day," she said, “and she said you were the handsomest boy in all this town.” Willie didn't say anything for a moment, and then he lifted his big brown tear-stained eyes to his mother’s face. “Well, mamma,” he half sobbed, “what’s the good of bein’ beautiful if a fellow don’t git invited to no parties?” Maddie’x Birthday Cake. Eight-year-old Maddie had had a birthday, and was telling Aunt Emma about it. “I had a birthday cake with frosting, and with eight little candles on it; one for every year, you knr w.” “That was nice,” said Aunt Emma. “I am going to have a birthday, Maddie. Don’t you think I ought to have a cake with candles on it?” “Why, you couldn’t!” said Maddie, lookingup with surprise. Aunt Emma was as old as Maddie’s mamma. “You couldn’t have the candles, Aunt Emma—not one for every year, you know. There wouldn’t be room on the cake.”—Youth’s Companion. -

Eminently Proper.

The little girl sitting in the midst of a pile of baggage, near the end ol the last bench but one, bly sweet. She was so very small that her head did not reach the top of the seat, and her feet were a long way fropa reaching the floor. She had a thoughtful look in her dark-brown eyes, and the portly old gentleman with glasses could not forbear to pause and smile benignly upon her. The child fixed her glance upon his ruddy countenance, but her sober expression did not Foften in the least. , The old gentleman felt Interested, and smiled more pronouncedly. The little girl never moved a muscle. “Bless me, I must speak to her,” thought the portly party. He cleared his throat and peered over his spectacles in the most friendly way imaginable. “And whose little girl is this?” he cheerily inquired opening his eyes very wide. The child 'tact his advances with the Fame steadfast gaze, but never a word: The old gentleman removed his spectacles and thrust his head forward in the awkward manner which is popularly supposed to touch a responsive chord In the hearts of verj young folk. “And where is mamma?” There was no reply whatever either by syllable or gesture. “H’m—and does our little girl like to ride on the cars?” ' , Not the faintest suggestion either of approval or the contrary was to be detected in the baby’s face, with-Its dark eyes and frame of soft-brown hair. The old gentleman moved gradually closer to her, smiling all the time as only old gentlemen with ruddy faces can smile. “And how old is our little girl?” The child stirred. One of the chubby hands played nervously with its glove. The fresh lips parted. She was about to speak. The old gentleman resumed an erect posture and beamed with the utmost satisfaction, inclining his head meanwhile, in exaggerated attentiveness. The child spoke at last with great deliberation: “Until I am assured, sir, that your intentions are entirely proper I cannot in justice to myself and my family, which is, by the way, a noted one, permit mySelf to -be drawn into a conversation which is likely to reveal facts of a private nature.” The old gentleman was not a little puzzled until he saw a spectacled female gather together a mass of baggage, tuck the little girl under her arm, and inquire about the next train that went to Boston.

Invention of the Postoffice.

The invention of the postofflce is ascribed to Cyrus, King of Persia, who lived about 600 B. C. Cyrus required all of his governors of provinces and chief commanders of troops to write to him exact accounts of everything that occurred in their several districts and armies. Tbe Persian empire was of vast extent, and some means had to be provided to render that correspondence sure and expeditious. Cyrus therefore caused postofflces to be built and messengers appointed in every province. He found *how far a good horse, with an experienced ridefr, could travel in a day without being hurt, and then had stables built in proportion at equal distances from each other. At each of these places he also appointed postmasters, whose duty it was to receive the letters from the couriers as they arrived and give them to others, and to give fresh horses in exchange for those that had performed their part of the journey. Thus the post went continually night and day, rain or snow, heat or cold, and Cyrus received speedy news of all occurrences, and sent back whatever orders he considered necessary. Darius, the last king of the ancient Persians, was superintendent of them before he came to the throne.

Hot as Satan's Home.

The residents of Cartersville, M 0.,, became somewhat alarmed and ually pious a few days ago on discovering that the ore in a zinc mine thereabouts, at a depth of eighty-five feet, proved so hot that it could not be handled without thick gloves. They thought that Satan had suddenly changed his abode and moved his heating apparatus unpleasantly near Cartersville.

Demanded to Be Vaccinated.

A good story is going the rounds of Constantinople that the annual vac-cination-of the inmates of the harem of the Sultan during the fast of Ramadan was omitted this year from motives of economy, as each victim was usually paid 1,000 or 2,000 francs for going through the ordeal. The result was a row of such tremendous proportions that the Sultan had to surrender. The wife of Congressman Springer writes poetry, but has not as yet prevailed upon her husband to quote any of it in his epeedM*.

WE LED THE WHOLE WORLD.

r«ct» Recalled by‘ the Exhibition of the Whaling- Ship Progres* at Chicago. No more fitting or appropriate exhibition will constitute a part of the great World’s Fair, It is believed, than that of the old New Bedford whaler Progress. It will give the rising generation an idea of what whale-fishing really is and to recall to those of more mature years an enterprise in which fifty to sixty years ago America led the world. When, in 1835, the combined whaling fleet of the Eastern world numbered less than five hundred, the American seekers for the boss of the seas were

THE SHIP PROGRESS.

far in excess of this number, and gave employment to more than one hundred thousand men. The cash capital, as represented by the American whaling industries in those days, was away up iu the millions, and the investment paid a good interest. The carcass of a whale would yield from seven to eight hundred.dollars, and, as the average take of the vessels engaged in the trade was from eighteen to twenty whales, the returns were very satisfactory. The industry declined, however, as the whales became less and less numerous, and finally famous old ships like the Polly Bocket, the Gibson, the Ice King and the Progress were put in the coastiug trade or leased to Nova Scotiqp mackerel fishers, .and tbte gh»ry of Old Nantucket.and New Bedford faded beyond repair. ' Vessels of the Progress build are no longer used by whalers, for they could hardly compete with the steam whalers, of which the Thetis, Bear, and Alert are the most approved types. Whaling to-day, however, what there is of it, is combined with sealing and other fisheries, and the capture of one of these monsters of the deep is the exception rather than the rule. On the Pacific coast there are several points where shore whaling stations are maintained pnd where, as the whales go up and down the coast to and from the Arctic seas, the catches are sometimes considerable. The industry can hardly be called a distinctive one, however, any more than can that of the men who follow the “combination fisheries.” No whales are found in the Arctic in the winter 1 , because they cannot find breathing space, so closely are the waters frozen over. It is said that many whales are sacrificed every year by being caught in the ice and being unable when they come up to breathe to break it. The whale is found all along the California coast during some of the winter months, but their breeding grounds are in the lower latitudes, as at Magdalena Bay, and in the shallow bays of the LoWfer Mcktcan coast. The right whale hunts his summer feeding grounds in high latitudes and seeks out breeding grounds in low latitudes. The American whaling industry, however, always depended upon the success of the vessels, like" the Progress, therein engaged, and had no subsidies or bounties from royal treasuries to encourage it, so as the mammoth declined, the industry declined with it, and to-day thqre is but little, if any, use for steam whalers, let alone such old-time rovers as the Progress.

LORENZO CROUNSE.

The Republican Nominee for Governor of Nebraska. The Eepubl leans of Nebraska named as their candidate for Governor Hon. Lorenzo Crounse, formerly

Congressman and recently appointed Assistant Secretary of the Treasury, in place of Mr. Batcheller, who was made Minister to Portugal. Mr. Crounse was born in Schoharie County, N. Y., Jan.

LORENZO CROCKSE.

27, 1834. He received an academic education, studied law, and In 1855 commenced to practice in Montgomery County. At the outbreak of the civil war he organized a battery and entered the service as captain of artillery. In 1865 he removed to Nebraska, was elected a member of the Territorial Legislature the next year and assisted in forming the present State constitution. In 1867 be became Associate Justice of the State Supreme Court, and later was a member of the Forty-third and Fortyfourth Congresses. Last April he was appointed Assistant Secretary of the Treasury by Secretary Foster. Largest Elevator In the World. The largest grain elevator in the world was built at Minneapolis Junction in 1886. The main building is 336 feet long, 92 feet wide, and 175 feet high. Its storing capacity is 2,000,000 bushels of grain, says the Philadelphia Press. During its construction the carpenters and joiners used 12,500,000 feet of lumber of all kinds, besides 32 carloads of nails. These nails filled 10,000 common pail kegs, and best calculators say that there were but little short of 50,000,000 of them driven into the immenso structure. And Still Wo Are Climbing. The first American newspaper was published in 1699, and in 1890 the total number of periodical publications in Canada and the United States was nearly 18,000, with a combined annual issue of nearly 3,500,000,090.

MADE A SMALL FOR TUNE

HOW TWO SCHOOL TEACHERS DID IT. ■ Two Hundred Dollars Grows to Tsslrs Thousand Within a Year. [Uarion, Indiana, Chronlole.l There are two sisters teaching In the Marion public schools have reason to thank the rapid doveiopn»etiA,of one of Chicago's manufacturing suburbs for a small fortune which has grown from a very tiny seed planted less than a year ago. To a representative of the Chronicle these young ladies told the story of their remarkable investment as follows: “At the close of our school work a year ago we found that we had saved about SIOO each, for which we had no immediate use. We were spending our vacation in Chicago, and stepped into the Chamber of Commerce Building to see Jay Dwlggins <fc Co., whom we had long known. They were just thoii founding the new town of Griffith, whose fuel oil pipe,Bpe% and fqyr great railroads, including a complete belt line enciroling Chtcngo, gave great promise of making this a factory center.

“Wo were inclined to make an Invest- ! ment in the new town and consented to ! join them in the purchase of a flyc-acyo blook whioh they wished to subdivide with some other tracts and put immediately on the market. Our S2OO sufficed to make the cash payment fjr onethird interest in this live acres and we expected to meet the deferred payments from our wages the following year. “After making this Investment we went further on our vacation trip, and what was our surprise a few weeks later to reoelve word that the five aores had been bought, subdivided, and p/wfe pletely sold out. Three poi'Ufftf ■Afh'* taken the entire block at a pi'qfljrwlW niost §6,000, one-third of jfcliichjfy'o learned was at our disposal, h; X “So far we had not even Griffith, but this remarkably quick of Ilffair a gave us a great interest*** the new town, and we went look it over. We found, nlno miles southeast of Chicago limits, a remarkable railroad junction, but little more than that. There were perhaps a dozen houses scattered about in the oak groves and occupied by railroad employes. Thero were no stores, no streets, no sidewalks, no nothing—except a bright future. The surveyors wore just putting down the lot stakes. We found our block in the very oenter of the town plat, with frontage on what promised to be the best business strqet. The lots,, had been sold out at the ridiculously low overage of $l3O each. “We remarked that we would rather buy than .sell at these figure. This quick sale, even at a low prloe, had given us the capital with which to buy. We immediately selected Blook 11 in the Original Town of Griffith, and bought it with the profits wp had just mado. Wo left Griffith, paying: ‘Well, we shall see what a year will bring forth in this promlslngjplace/ “We have just now returned from Griffith after a year's absence. We found four factories completed and many more negotiating to come. Houses are going up on every hand, and streots which hadnot been cut out when we were there a year ago, are now lined with prosperous stores. Our block, if sold at present prices, would realize about $12,000, but we would not take $25,000 for It, if It were similarly located in Marlon, It would bring $50,000. V

“We have seen Marlon grow up from a country town Into a flourishing young city, by the location of factories, and Marion has but three railroads'and has not the great city of Chicago to tie to. “Wo confidently expect within the next live years to see Griffith a great and flourishing city, and that will be time enough to realize on our beautiful block of lots. Sinee we bought our relutives have made further purchases and have made money, too. We certainly believe that Griffith lots bought at present prices and on the vety easy terms at which be had will prove a quickly paying investment," loe Water In Europe. . . If the Americans have accomplished nothing e|ee by,their Invasion of Europe, they have at least Introduced ice water In many of the hotels. And now the American is not regarded as an Idiot and treated with derision when he wants a pitcher of water to cool his stomach withal when ho goes to bed, and even In the most benighted lands the American idea that water Is /sometimes good ,to quench the thirst 6t men as well as horses makes way.

An Aged Vagrant.

Margaret Moran? aged 70 -gears, was sent to jail for sixty days for sleeping in a flower-bed and destroying plants in a park at Hartford, Conn. “Life Isa battle' Sold on which we fight for fame.” To preserve health In this fight use Beecham’s Pills, 25 cents a box. Thebe Is a red kangaroo in the London Zoological Gardens. Its color is caused by a secretion from the skin. (Sample Package Mailed Free. Address Small Bile Beans, New York. Judge Weldhouse, of Tremont, Kan., thinks he has the largest orchard in the world. It comprises 1,078 acres. Tacklr ak Obstixatr Copsh or Coxa, with Hale’s Honey of Horehound and Taja Pike’s Toothache Drops Cora In one Waste. • ”~7T ,, :7l l yj <>.i ■ A It is only in little matters, that wen are cowards. —William Henry Herbert. ■’> ’■'! • ,>• Cure for Colds, FererS aad- general Debility. Small Bile Beaua 25c. per bottle Chabacteb is the diamond that scratches every other stone.—Bartol.

I Gan Walk a Mile Easily, although for a .£Qs£t%, long time before taking Hood's Sarsaparilla 1 could not walk a step. 1 had a terrible running 1 V sore on my leg, resulting Sn ik from milk leg. Nothing f~7 Yf did me any good till I BT jJ began taking HOOD’S 0P» baksapakilla. The Sain ceased wholly, tbewSfl| ark color whin'd Mna Chas. Aebell. tnc sore has healed, ana W „ . the limb is perfectly healthy. Mbs. C. A. Asbell, Avon, Mass. , HOOD'S I’JttXS shouß be in every family usedidne chest. Ones used, they are preferred. © m FIT FOLKS REDUCED WPIieiAUIOBN W.IHOBBIi, flEnbivN Washington, D.C. IMaUTCn I MEN TO TRAVEL. WepayJNSO WANTED I to »100 a month and exposes. STONE * WELLINGTON. Madison, WiS. * __ ■ a and people B who have weak longs or Astb- ■ me, should use Plso s Cure for ■ Consumption. It has eared ■ thousands, it has not Injur- ■ ed one. It Is not bad to take. ■ It it the best cough syrup. §§ Sold everywhere. SSe.

Phantoms.

The hope* «f core held oat la the eNdlw < mentß of anniberlees rrmodice ere noaeepkan ■< toms, without the slightest shadow ors reality about them. On the ether head, aestatement hss ever been made la behsU of BoetetterV Stomach Bitters that tq apt nuacaptlbl* at ample substantiation. Oare haa ere# been taken in laying its claims before the palbße to circumscribe those elalms with this, bounds of truth. Allegations Oiitsfde of these form no blot on the reoord of this starting, limehonored remedy, proypn by the asset rtspeetsble evidence to be s’remedy for and preventive of malarial disease, rheumatism, kidney trouble, chronlo indigestion and biliousness. It is an ineffably fine tonic, promote* convalescence and mitigates the infirmities of age. Taken before retiring St night it is a promoter of sleep.

Quacks Caught In Their Own Trap.

Mrs. Carlisle, of Xondon, reoently noticed an advertisement of an alleged cure for influenza, and, seeing that the advertiser promised tp pay SSOO to any one who was attacked by influenza after using this remedy*,he. fought somo of ‘(the medicine and tried It Soon after'ward she was attacked' with influenza, ‘ and promptly demanded'*sso() of the ad« vertiser. The latter rafusou tp pay, whereupon Mrs. Carlisle i made a complaint before Court ot the .Queen’s Bench, with, the result that the advertiser was ordflfjpd. to payi tHe.iBOO and the entire cost Of tho proceifedihtfs.

Bright Monon.

Mdn'ou directors and officials la New York were so ploused with General Manager MeDoei’s half-yearly report of business done that they have decided toifurnisb a large amount of additional equipment. to handle the l.icreased business which they bellevf is sure to come. For olglih. months to Aug. 31, lh*oarnjngs were,*i,'oO(yß77, an increase of $262,7(13. For ilte Va*t week in August thf eafflltig* were SAotl.itOS, an Increase of $1I),'610. Nearly a year ago the Motion's World's Fair equipment was ordered. all been delivered and has since been .♦iff 1 constant use. \Vhy continue the use of remedies that only relieve, when Ely’s Cream Balm, pleasant of application and a sure cure for Catarrh and cold in bead, cau be bad? I rap a severe attack of catarrh and became so deaf I could not bear oomrpon conversation. I suffered terribly from roaring In my head. I procured a bottle of Ely’s Cream Balm, and In three weeks could hear as well as ever, and now I can say to all who are afflicted with the worst of dlteasss, catarrh, take Ely’s Creuni Balm and . bo cured. It is worth SI,OOO to any man, woman or child suffering from Catarrh. —A. E. Newman, Grayling, Mich. 1 ‘ Apply Balm into each npstril. It Is Quickly Absorbed. Giv&s Kbmkt at ONCt Price 00 cents at Druggists or by mall

ELY BROTHERS, 30 Warren SU, New York, Mrs. E. M, Lzwis. Qxanoa, Ala., write*: “For over twouty years i hove.auffored with headaches .-without relief from the many remedies:and phyglgtaos tried during that porlod, Bradycrotlno produce* the most satisfactory result*.s Of ali Drugglatn. Fifty ceuta. He who would arrive atu fairyland must face the phantoms.- Bulwer Lytton. 1 ’ ’ 1 ■* "■ HALL'S CATARRH CURB is a liquid and la taken Internally, and acts dlrootly on the blood andtnuooua surface* of the system. Write for testimonials, freo. Mnuufaotnreihby F. J. CHBHEY dkGO., Toledo, a Ir afflicted with Bor* Eyes, use> Dr. Isaao Thompson’s Eye Water. DmceintaseUit 250 The world Itself le too Small top the covetous.—Seneca. ' t * ~~.r Vfi Constlpallon cured by p«*ns. New York has A drug darks’ ynlon. asKairr vt-lous cures. Treatise and (3.00 trial bottle free to Ttt cases. Bend to Dr. Klluo, SOI Arch Bt„ Phlla, Vs.

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“German Syrup” William McKeekan, Druggist at ffloomingdale, Mich. " I have had the Asthma badly ever since I came out of the army and though. I have been in the drug business for fifteen years, and have tried nearly everything oa the market, nothing has given me the slightest relief until a few months ago, when I used Boschee’s German Syrup. Tam itow glad to acknowledge the great good it has done me. lam greatly relieved during the day and at night go to sleep without the least trouble." 9

It Com Colda,Ceugha.Sore ThroatCronpJnfloenta, Whooping Cough, Bronehitisand Asthma. A certain cure for Consumption in trot stages, and aanraraliaf In advanoed otagoo. Via nt onoe. You will too tho excellent offset after taking tike first dose. Sold by dealer* everywhere. Large bottlei to peat* and SI.OO. p

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