Democratic Sentinel, Volume 16, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 September 1892 — WHAT SHE WANTED WITH IT. [ARTICLE]

WHAT SHE WANTED WITH IT.

Wife—l want a new dress, George. Husband (curtly)—And what do you want with a new dress? Wife (pleasantly)—l want to wear it, George. Did you think I wanted it to wave in the atmosphere to scare the hawks away from tne chickens?—[Detroit Free Press.