Democratic Sentinel, Volume 16, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 July 1892 — Whisker Probabilities. [ARTICLE]

Whisker Probabilities.

Barbers, who have to he silent so much of the time, have taken to writing ,their jokes, like other witty people. “Do you think I—aw—shall have a good beard?” asked an unpromising candidate for such honors. “I’m afraid not, sir,” answered the barber, after a close inspection. “Aw, weally. My fawther has aw werry fine beard, you know.” “Maybe you take after your mamma. sir!”—National Bar bar.