Democratic Sentinel, Volume 16, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 June 1892 — Men and Women. [ARTICLE]

Men and Women.

The wonderful cheek of a man sometimes covers several achers. Weep for love, but never for anger; a. cold rain will never bring flowers. Women are wedded to fashion, and: they love, honor and obey it cheerfully. The only step you may ever take toward heaven is the one you take to-day-If you don’t want yonr boy to turn out bad, don’t bear down too hard on. the grindstone. One of the extremes of misery is a. small boy with a pair of new boots and. no mud puddle. “Time works wonders,” as the lady Bald when she got married after thirteen yeafs’ courtship. “Where in earth are you going?”' asked the fond father when his son fell, down the well-hole. A model surgical operation—To take* the cheek out of a young man, and the jaw out of a woman. There are some men so cautiousabout taking risks that they will not. even hazard a remark. A young man called his sweetheart “rare opportunity” because she wa3 worthy of being embraced. There is a time In every man’s education when he arrives at the conviction that envy is ignorance. Elderly unmarried ladies are considered by some persons the least enviable of all kinds of waiting maids. Poor little Tom Harduppe says healways gives Mrs. H. her own way, because it is the only thing he has to give her. A Cincinnati woman who died recently consumed, it is said, sometimes as many as a dozen packs of cigarettesin a day. *