Democratic Sentinel, Volume 16, Number 22, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 June 1892 — Give Vs Laughing Philosophers. [ARTICLE]

Give Vs Laughing Philosophers.

None of your snarling cynics for us. They laugh not. neither do they smile. They are lugubrious-dyspeptic. They are usually sour of visage, pale, slight, dry, quite gravyless Individuals In faot, who look as if thsy had been at loggerheads with roast <beef all their lives. The side-splitting, button-bursting guffaw that proceeds from the individual with a good digestiou is never heard from them. They magnify mole hills Into mountains, “trifles light as air" into grtovous annoyances. Show ns, on the contrary, a man who faces trouble with a srnfle, repines not at small mishaps, and in whom the fountains of merriment are easily set aflow, and we will show you a man with a good digestion. Use Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters to secure this blessing, and banish tbs nervousness and querulous disposition to snarl and find fault which attends uysp psla. Itbeumatism, constipation, malaria, kidney trouble and la grippe yield to the Bitters.