Democratic Sentinel, Volume 16, Number 14, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 April 1892 — The Umbrella Trust. [ARTICLE]

The Umbrella Trust.

Now that umbrellas and parasols are to be controlled by a trust, there should be an increased trade in big hats 'and gum coats. —Pittsburg Dispatch. No umbrella trust, no matter how well gotten up, will ever make it safe for a mfn to trust his umbrella out of his eight in wet weather.—Philadelphia Times. An umbrella trust is the latest reported from New York. It won’t work. We have tried it.' It won’.t bring in returns. No provision lor a rainy day. We’ll trust a friend with anything but our umbrella.—Nashville Herald.