Democratic Sentinel, Volume 16, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 March 1892 — Page 8 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

TEFFT. JHtalth ’s generally prevailing iu the vicinity of Duunville, with the exception of Emma Masman, who has been on tue sick list for past week. A protracted meeting is being held at the M E. church of this place, conducted by Rev. Yeacb. Quite a revival is expected. Oscar (Graves ims purchased a yoke of oxen. The city of Dunuville boasts a ‘ Spook.” A young man from the “backwoods” was so badly frighted as to ake the first train for his naive soil. He ha l come here for his health, but seemed to arriv - at the conclusion that his health wn’d be impaired if he remained in this vicinity For further particulars inquire of John Cooper, "W. H. Tilton, Monroe Williams and Harmon Henry John DeArmond is at Lenark, 111., visaing his extensive hotel at that place. D. H. Turner is conceded to be one of the most enterprising hay men in this vicinity. Dunuville lb (i 6i >LI l to lose its “boss merchant,” Chris kelson, who’s g uug to ts ablisha store at U llder. T. W. Adkins has purchased the building knovn as the old Be ltJey stand and invites nismany fiiends to still give him their patronage. C. Jackson, of this place, has secured a situati n in Chicago. “JEWESS,”

Each season hasitsown jieculinr mJady; but with th blood main* tained in a state of uniform vigor and purity by the use of Ayer’s Sarsaparilla little danger need be feared from meterological influences. No other blood medicine is so safe and effe five. Said He Would Fly and He Did.—A Yale man who but recently forsook the classic shades of the college brought home with him a grav p. rrot. He lives in M nue apolis and lie gave the parrot u his sister on h s return. The bird had been his companion during throe years of college life and its vocabulary is exte» sive and comprehensive. Wheu an oyed the parrot can and does swear violently, with all the latest and most popular embellishments. Of this habit the collegian imagined he haci cured his pet, but alas, not so.

For three weeks the pa rot wne as demure and well behaved as a Sunday-school pupil and then he fell There was som- sort of gathering at the house. The pastor of a well known church, a dozen ladies, and—oh, the usual tea party. Our collegian wanted to show them how that parrot sould walk the tight rope. There was general assent. A line was stretch** ed between two chairs. The parrot started along it The line oe* ciliated -nd the parrot’s tail begac to fly up and down as he tried to keen steady. Still he kept going. The oscillations becan e m re violent and the uarrot more agitated. There was a worried expression od the bird’s face as it reached a point midway between the chairs. Suddenly every one whs startled by n shrill cry from the badly flustered b rd.

“ Coo’s- ovt,” be shrieked, “look out! d- —n your souls, I’m going to flv.” Minneapolis Journal. Advertised Letters—j Mr. F. W. Bon-ougke, M.ss Le'itia Powell, Mr. lie >rge Rich ardson. Persons calling for letters in the above list will please say they are advertised. Ed. Rhoa->kb. PfiOSOfJNOEI) HOPELE SS . YET SATED. From a letter written by Mrs. Aria E Hurd, of Proton. S. D , w„ quote: “Was t'lien with, a had cold, which settled on my Lungs, cough set in and Anally termu ated in Consumption.— Four doctors gave me up, aying I could live but a short time. J gave myself up to my Savior, determined if I could not stay with u y frbedsofi eaith, I would meet my absent ones] above- My husband wa ( advised to ' get Pr King’s New Disoover.v for j Consumption, Coughs andCoids. I: gave it a trial, took in all eight bottles* J It has cured me, and thank Ood I am j now a well and hearty Trial bottles ftee at Meyers Dru> 1 won, regular »Uc, Sue. m 4 «l 4 •