Democratic Sentinel, Volume 16, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 March 1892 — This and That. [ARTICLE]

This and That.

The Blarney stone is not a sham rock. Carries everything before him— A waiter. A happy “tight” spoils a toper’s appetite. Any chef should be able to carve a name for himself. On the war-path—Pedestrians on a dilapidated board-walk. Don’t trifle with the barber; he is generally able to hold his hone. A poor apology is about as unsatisfactory as a plate of limber ice cream. Why should pawnbrokers be reviled? Do they not keep all their pledges? In the matter of “laying out,” the undertaker isn’t ‘“in it” with the tramp. It is quite natural that the man who gives away advice can’t use it himself. The man who jias lived for himself has privilege of being his only mourner.