Democratic Sentinel, Volume 16, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 February 1892 — Stern Discrimination. [ARTICLE]

Stern Discrimination.

George—“ Yes, sir; I cannot tell a lie— I did it.” Washington Senior—“ Well, that’s all right about the lie, but (whack) d’ye think (whack!) you can tell a cherrytree (whack! whack!) next time?” He told his love in burning words, a tender love and true; the Boston maid blushed rosy red, and to his arms she flew, and round her alabaster neck his ruddy whiskers blew.! “I love you, dear,” she softly sighed— 1 he smole a smile serene—“because your lovely scarf-pin is the image of a bean.” Mr. Edison keeps himself well before the public with his 800 odd patents. We are now told that he has devised an electric motor which will easily enable railroads to run trains at the rate of 100 miles an hour.