Democratic Sentinel, Volume 15, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 November 1891 — Jocular Reflections. [ARTICLE]

Jocular Reflections.

Do not make of your head a dime museum.—Galveston News. The mimic’s “taking off” is not generally considered a bereavement—Boston Courier. The puppy that gets cream three times a day is reared in the lap o$ luxury.—Pittsburg Dispatch. If all men were saints calls for cahe after midnight would be few and far between.—Baltimore American. Boarder —lt looks now as if the weather had settled. LandladyYes, it has set a very good example.. —Boston Gazette. “I wouldn’t object to th’ elly vated railroads so much,” said the new al» derman, “if they wuz on’y undhei ground.”—Washington Star. The Government will weigh whisky hereafter. This may give a fellow a chance to know about how much he can carry.—Columbus Post. When Jay Gould waters his stocka railway pool doesn’t always rc&ult.