Democratic Sentinel, Volume 15, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 November 1891 — Page 1 Advertisements Column 3 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Itch on human and horses and all anim»ls cured in .'iO minutes by Woolford s Sanitary Lotion. This never fails. Sold by Long & Eger, Druggists, Rensselaer, In Out of sight! and no competitors can afford to meet the out prices on clothing, boots and shoes, nt the Chicago Bargain Store. The Gokey and the Miller hand- made boots, the best in the world, and nearly as cheap as machine sewed. Chicago Bargain Store. Negro Aphorisms, De candy-pullin' kin call kmdsr dsn <c log-rollin’. De bos’ apples float on de top o’ do feck medjer. De steel-trap know when to talk. Hailstones don’t pick hard heads to drap on. De young rooster dat crow too loud is ’lectioneerin’ for a lickin’. Tall tree make de gqn’el sassy. De redbird lub to drink wlia'r he kin see hisse’f in de water. De top o’ de hill is harder to find dan de bottom. De wood-pile ’fraid o’ de norf wind. De s’ingle iree got to stan' heap o’ kickin’. Dus’ don’ settle on de meal-box. A shotgun kin out vote a good-size* Oomp’ny o’ watermilion hunters. A man dat cut his finger don’t brag on his knife while de blood runnin*. De rabbit kin make de bes’ time when he Grabblin’ for his health. D«r’v a bad streak ia folks dat think 4e whole will’ is a peutench’ry. One dead bee-martin is wuf a hundred live ones. De shirt-buttons he’p de looks o' things, but de gallus-buttons do da solid wnk.

De right sort o’ ’ligion heaps de half* bnshel. De steel hoe dat laughs at de iron one is like de man dat is ’shamed o’ his grand daddy. ’Tain’t wuf findin’ out who gits de bes’ of a goat swap. When de bait is wuf mo’ an’ de ’tis time to stop fishin’. Old fc'atan couldn’t git long widooft plenty o’ hep. Do buggy-whip can’t make up idt light feed in de horse-trough. A mule kin tote so much goodnesein his face dat he don’t hab none lef ’ for his hind legs. De price o’ tame coons don’t pester many folks. Home grabble walks may lead to do jail. De bes’ bravery is de sort dat eln’t skeered o’ de hot sun. De lead steer know when de whip* cracker mended. De billy-goat gits in his hardes’ licks When he look like he gwine to back out O’ de fight. Better not pull down de empty jail. Little hole in your pocket is wusser’n 0 big one at de knee. Gap in de at show itse’f in do chip. De dog on three legs ain’t always kune. ’Tis mighty assy tr run do track obo Soasted poaac.u.