Democratic Sentinel, Volume 15, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 October 1891 — Too Exacting. [ARTICLE]

Too Exacting.

Old Louis Bouchard, our half-breed Neplgon guide (writes a Canaiian correspondent), reverences white ladies, but prefers to let Eskimo Joe, another famous voyageur and cook, take charge of angling partes that include lady members. On seeing an American party of three gentlemen and two ladies, old Louis remarked: “Doze ehentlemans ain’t get much fish, den. No. Dey’s nice, de ladles is—mebby? I don't know —but in camp? No o-o, Dass so One tahm I’ll go up wiss five lady and seven ehentlemans. Do ehentlemans was boss dat trip? N'o-o-o—nevare! All do tahm, all do tahm, dozo lady boss dat camp. Keep me lookin’, cookin’, and nossln’ is cook right- In de mawnln’ first ting, I got to bring coffco in de tent before doze lady ees get up. ‘Louis, you wash your hands?’ dozo lady ees ask. What dey tink? Mebby I boll my hands before I mek dat coffee! No-o-o— dass so, i ain’t boil ’em any. All do tahm, all do tahm, doze ehentlemans watch for do sometlng dey think doze lady want—and doze lady ain’t care one bit—all do tahm doze lady want what ain’t dere. You tlnks de ehentlemans got out for fish early, early? No, baptsun—doze lady not make ver’ good flshin’. Den Louis bo's blame. Eskimo Joe laugh when I’ll to)’ him ’bout dat. He’s want for go viss lady party. Mebby he’s like for wash hisself two—tree —four tahm in one day. Sapree—dass fool way for waste soap.’’ BBONCniTis Is cured by frequent small doses of P Iso's Cure for Consumption.