Democratic Sentinel, Volume 15, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 October 1891 — Page 7

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HOME AND THE FARM.

A DEPARTMENT MADE UP FOR OUR RURAL FRIENDS. & Remedy for the Abase ot Farm Machinery—The Sheep Raising Industry Notes About Hogs—Use Care with Horses Instead or Medicine—The Poultry Yard—Household Hints, Etc. The Care of Farm Machinery.

TT"V,ARM machinery t“V. is an item of greatest expense in farm economy, and the careless manner in which it is often cared i \\J for between crop 1 and harvest seaI sons, has added greatly to its cost » to many. Tho 1 JR life of a plow, harvester, or Jy other implement W may be prolonged V at least one-third by care and fair ■JIOP usage. If the careless farmer will consider this

Item of worse than useless expense, he will be surprised to see how much his wasteful methods are losing him. Now that the harvest season is over, the valuable machinery used in this work should be cleaned up, oiled and pat under good shelter. And so of all other implements when the season is over. An old farmer who reformed on this line several years ago, and kept account of his Implements, says his former wastefulness and careless manner of keeping implements he found would cost him more than all the taxes he had to pay annually. Now he carefully cleans and oils his implements and stores them in dry places, and when the season comes again uses first coal oil to cut the hardened oil on the working parts, and he is ready with new light-running machinery to go into his fields. His own experience has been to make his farm implements last and do good work twice as many years as formerly. It is these little wastes, which in themselves seem trifling, but are many sided, and become a great burden to those who do not note and avoid them. On this subject Hollister Sage, in Farm and Home, gives some suggestions for the erection ot a suitable building for the shelter of tools and machinery. He says: It is not to be wondered at that manufacturers of agricultural machinery get rich. The owner of farm machinery would do vastly better to go in debt for means with which to build a tool and machine house, than get trusted for new implements with which to work his land and then leave them to Nature's mercies. The indispensables' itt a td6T hVJiish are a tight roof and dry flooi*. For the fibrmer it is doubtful if anything is superior or in the long run cheaper than shingles. For floor lumber will do, but a welldrained, slightly raised floor made of coal-ashes, engine cinders, clay qr brick is preferable, being more durable and stronger. But a floor of this kind positively must be well drained of the machines will be injured by dampness from below. Where' a site can be secured next the road and sloping from it, the sills laid on low walls can be filled level with the flooring. This will pack down hard and give great satisfaction. On

level land it is better to raise the ground in front of the tool house to the height of the floor than to use an incline, as itis easier to roll the stock in and out. An excellent building erected for this purpbsoT saw in Worcester County, Mass. It is built like the drawing. The little doors enter a shop eight feet wide across one end. Rolling doors protect the remainder of the front. They are hung so as to pkss one another or the small doors and the convenience is perfect. Wagons or machines out of order may be taken bodily into the shop where wrenches, etc., quickly put them to rights wet days. The shed is twenty feet wide and may be made of any desired length. A roiling platform Bxl2 feet covers an aperture in the upper floor through which sleighs, rakes and other light things are raised by pulleys for storage. A piece of scantling fastened to the wall near the flodr will prevent mowers and wagons from marring it with their hubs. Abundance of light should be let in and the fowls kept out the same as snow and other.destructive agencies. ConTsnii-nt Bag-holder.

very handy. It can be folded up and put away when not in use.

LIVE STOCK.

, About Hogs. Good feeding does not consist In drawing a load of corn, dumping it into a lot and saying to the pigs, now heip yourselves! Judicious, intelligent feeding from birth to block is the only sure road to success. Much depends on the right selection of sires. Buy a sire calculated to supply deficiencies existing in your* dams; then feed all, including the future progeny, to still further development and improve the type you selected: Old corn fed to hogs should be soaked and fed on floors, not in troughs. The change from old corn to peas or sweet corn should not be abrupt. Plenty of good, clean water is a prime essential to healthy and thrifty pigs in hot weather; not in the form of swill. Swill should be more' of the nature of a grain ration and less that of Vt drink. Shove the pigs toward matury by every available means. The dragging pig is not a profitable one. Those who planted a few acres of peas will be able to see a new and rapid growth of flesh when the pigs are turned into thdm. • • The January, ’9l prices of hogs ranged fr0m83.60 to $3.90 cwt.; the July prices ranged from 84.70 to 85.80. The July range in’B2 was from $7.00 to 89.00; in ’B3, from 84.70 to $6.60; in ’BB, from $5.40 to 86.75. With 1 these exceptions the July raDge for ’9l to the highest since 1880—[Farm. Stock and Home.

Australian Moot ana Sheep* The number of sheep in Australia now exceeds 100,000,000. The wool clip is estimated at 1,060,000 bales. A report from Melbourne states that the pastorial season was,, upon the whole, a particularly favorable one for the wool growing industry. Copious rains have fallen over the great pastorial areas of New South Wales and Queensland, though, on the other hand, Western Australia and some parts of Victoria have experienced an unusually dry summer—sufficient, it is feared, in the case of some of the fine Western district clips to justify fears of broken fleeces being rather common. Sheep Raising; in Montana. Some idea of the immense sheep raising and shearing industries of the State of Montana, and the speed with which they have grown, may be gotten from the following figures: In 1877 there were 79,228 sheep in the State, in 1878, 107,261; in 1879, 168,891; in 1880, 259,878; in 1881, 260,402; in 1882, 362,776; In 1883, 465,667; in 1884, 593,896; in 1885, 798,682; in 1886, 968,298; in 1887, 1,162,141; in 1888, 1,153,771; in 1889, 1,363.848; in 1890, 1,555,116; while it is estimated that there are over 2,000,000 this year. Use Caro in Fending. With a drug store in tho stable there will always bo sick horses. Without drugs and with careful feeding and good care a horse may go through a long, hard service and die of old age at 30 or 35 years. THE DAIRY. Bitter Cream. When the milk or cream are held too long, although it may be in a cold temperature in which the ordinary aedity may not be developed, a bitter taste is often developed which is imparted in butter and destroys its value. It is the opinion of our experts that this bitterness is another form of putrefactive ferment, which is peculiar to a cold temperature not active or marked as the acidulous ferment but more iusidous and sure to manifest itself more or less rankly according to the conditions. The remedy is never to hold the milk for the cream to rise longer than twenty-four hours. Under specially favorable conditions and surroundings tho time may possibly be extended. It is not, however, a safe rule to insuresweet and good butter, the earlier churning and skimming aro reccommended. If the conditions for buttter making will not admit = of these safe rules being applied, the conditions should be made to conform to them.—[N. Y. Dairy Commissioner.

What His Jerseys Eat. Mr. Havemeyer, of New York, gives his Jerseys these following rations, which we copy from an address of his. For winter his cows are fed as follows, as he has found nothing to pay better for winter than: Corn meal, 8 tbs., wheat bran, 2 ibs.; ground oats, 4 lbs.; linseed meal, 2 lbs.; Silage, 25 lbs.; hay, 7 lbs. Given in three feeds during the day. Tho summer ration is: Corn meal, 4 lbs.; bran, 2 lbs.; ground oats, 6 lbs.; linseed meal, 2 lbs., silage, 30 lbs. The winter ration is fed about 270 days, the summer about 95 days. Dry cows and bulls are fed: Ground oats, 6 lbs.; bran, 2 lbs.; hay, 7 lbs.; silage, 20 lbs. December 31, 1890, the Mountain Side herd consisted of: Milking cows, 200; bulls in service, 9; heifers of all ages, 97; bulls of all ages, 4. The average milk per head per day during 1890, was 16% lbs. The average milk to a pound of butter, 15 lbs. The average quantity of milk to a quart of cream, 15 lbs.

The Self-Sucking Cow. In answer to an inquiry in the Stockman lor some plan to cure acowof sucking herself, I give the following, which 1 have tried with excellent satisfaction: Place a common straight bridle bit in her mouth, by attaching it to a common bridle or fastening it in the mouth by small fopes passed from the rings in the bit and tied together on top of the head. The bit does not seem to interfere with the animal’s feeding, but acts as an effectual check on her sucliing herself.— [National Stockman.

Assorting the Hens. It is one of the most important matters that hens be separated according to the requirements, says Farm and FUjeside. If you have a flock of hens, and some of them are laying while others are unproductive, separate the layers from the others, or take out the extra fat hen. This is especially necessary on those farms where the hens are confined to a limited area. Then layiug hens and the fattening hens do not require the same food. For Instance, a hen that is intended for market may be allowed all the grain she can consume, but the laying hen will require a more nitrogenous diet, such as meat, and if they are together the laying hens may not receive the food intended for them, as the others will also take a portion. There is also a difference in hens in another respect—age. The old hens will always domineer over the younger. It is best to have a flock of the same breed and age. The layers should never be with the nonlayers. Always observe the condition of eachhen, if possible, and feed according to circumstances, as there is no rule that can be followed in feeding. Why Eggs Do Not Hatch. The complaints abojut eggs not hatching well, and the weak and puny products from sittings of eggs, might be lessened if breeders would take a more .sensible view of the conditions of their breeding fowls before laying. Usually in such cases there is something radically wrong in breeding, feeding, care of environment. A constitutionally sound bird, properly bred, fed, and cared for, will, as a rule, possess potent qualities. Poultry Notes. In wet weather keep the fowls in out of the wet. Examine the chicks a few days after birth ior lice. There are sixty-eight standard breeds of chickens, ten of ducks, nine of turkeys, and seven of geese. Where tobacco leaves can be obtained without much cost they should be used around the poultry-houses, and especially i in their nests, to keep off lice. If the yards are low, so that water stands in them after a rain, dig an open ditch that will carry off tho water. If you do not do this the fowls will soon make of the wet portion an unhealthy slough. Do not imagine that the fowls need dainties to develop them. Good, healthy food, fed regularly and in moderation, will accomplish the work; and what cannot be accomplished in this way cannot be accomplished at all.

It is very annoying to try to put grain into a bag alone. Of all the Various holders devised, I like the one shown in illustration the best, says J. W Luckey in the Practical Farmer. No description of it is needed. Any farmer ,can see from ‘the picture how it is made and *ised. I have found it

Home Ont or ■ Household. The keeping of a house in such a manner as to result in a genuine home is largely in considering honsekeeping in its true relation as subservient to the household life; to consider that the household is made for the family, and

THE POULTRY-YARD.

THE HOUSEHOLD.

not the family for tho ’ houseaold. Tho housekeeping that is so immaculate that comfort is sacrificed to appearance, is by no means Ideal, however fair may be its outward aspect Order, punctuality, cleanliness, economy arc virtues iu the relative sense, and only as they are held adjustable are they strictly virtues. The life is more than meat and thoro may be considerations of enjoyment or of social duties that quite supercede a regulation that rivals that of the Medes and Persians in its unvarying character. In many households the family Ufa would gain largely in considering breakfast as a moveable feast, to be partaken of at the individual convenience of each member of the family, rather than to be appointed at a fixed hour, when all must perforce appear. Coflee and rclls served in one’s room often enables one to write letters, or perform some needed task, impossible if a regular breakfast hour down stairs must be observed. The French custom is gaining moro and more in American households, and it is one to be welcomed. Adaptability and adjustability are the most desirable of factors in housekeeping economy. The morning is usually tho best time for any individual work. Then the hours are, as a rule, free from social demands, and tho individual is in his best condition for writing, or for whatever employment ho may be engaged in, if of a nature requiring solitude and thought A margin of easygoing latitude in housekeeping life need interfere with no essential arrangement, and may add a world of comfort to individual living. How to Ums a Towel Roller. Take an inch planed board, five inches wide and fifteen inches long, and saw slanting in shelf jjrm with a circular saw. About an inch from the top saw a slot two inches long for roller pins to fit in, saw it quite slanting. Make

the other side just the same. Now make a roller the right width for the towel, aoout two inches thick. Drive an eightpenny wire nail in the center of each end, for pins. Now nail it where you want the towel to haug, and lit the roller. Take a half-inch planed board and nail on top for shelf; paint it. All you have to do when you wish

to remove the towel is just slip out tho roller. I have one just like this that I have used for four years. Clemcnvt Qrover, in Practical Farmer. Hints. An oyster shell in tho teakettle will prevent the formation of crust on the inside. A simple cement for broken china or earthenware is made of powdered quicklime sifted through a coarse muslin bag over the white of an egg. To clean a teakettle tako it away from the fire and wash off with a rag dipped in kerosene, followed by a rubbing with a dry flannel cloth. A remedy for creaking hinges is mutton tallow rubbed on the joint. A great many locks that refuse to do their work are simply rusted and will be all right if carefully oiled. There are a number of meat-dishes that may be made for one day and cut cold for several days, and these dishes aro especially adapted to such warm weather as the present. A veal loaf, for instance, served in nice thin slices, garnished with a pretty, eatable green, is most appetizing. A small piece of lettuce, cress or crisp parsley served with cold sliced meats greatly adds to their appearance. Children should not be bathed immediately after rising in the morning, and they should not be allowed to rush from tho breakfast-table to the beach and get into tho water as soon as they can. Very few children should be given a full bath in tho morning. They may be sponged over quickly and then rubbed fairly dry, but as for plunging a child into cold water, even lukewarm, and soaking, the practice must soon prove injurious to tho little one’s health.

More amusing are the strange fancies that some persons have as to what overworked men may be asked to do for them. In the very thick of the American war, there came to President Lincoln an Illinois farmei in a great state of excitement about a pair of horses that one of Lincoln’s Generals had requisitioned for the war. The owner was of course entitled to compensation, but somehow it had not come. Going to the President he told him his story, and was rather chagrined to be told that it did not lie with him to pay the money. Then, says the farmer, will you undertake to write V 5 the General and see that the matter is settled properly? Poor Lincoln, who never wanted a story to help him in an emergency, was ready for his visitor. “When I was a rail-splitter,” he said, “there lived near ns a smart young fellow, the Captain of a Mississippi boat, who could steer a vessel over the rapids with wonderful skill, as hardly any one else could. One day, when he was grasping the wheel with his utmost strength, at the most critical point of the rapids, a little boy came running up to him in great excitement and said, ‘Cap’n, stop your ship, my apple has fallen overboard!’ ” In the “Life of Sir James Simpson, - there are sqme curious notices of the extraordinary things that patients in the country would sometimes ask him to do. Once a gentleman wrote to him a-king him to send a copy of the prescription which he had given him some vears before, when the doctor could nardly recall the man, much less the prescription. Others would ask him to go to Duncan & Floekhart's and get them some particular medicine. A very busy clergyman of our acquaintance, when over head and ears with many things, once got a letter from a stranger in the United States, explaining that more than a century ago, some one of the name of G . owned a property near Edinburgh which was believed to have been destined by will in a particular way, so that the relatives in America thought they had some claim to it. He was requested to inquire into the matter, find ont about the will, communicate with the present owners of the property, and put everything in train for a just settlement of the claim. It would have been reasonable for the writer to inclose a bill for SSOO, but that, unfortunately, he omitted to <Lo.—Macmillan’Magazine.

He Grasped the Situation.

One little Indian boy who attends school at Indian Island, Oldtown, Me., takes an Intelligent interest in his lessons, and does not simply learn them by rote* The teacher had been giving instructions in punctuation, and closed by saying emphatically: “Now, when you come to a period you must stop." A little black-eyed-girl then commenced to read, and went on in a reckless manner, regardless of the period in question, whereupon the fat and bright little Indian boy poked her in the ribs and electrified the school by yelling lustily, “Who*!” He grasped the nltuaUos.

Old Violins. The groat violin Makers, says an exchange, all lived within the compass of a hundred and fifty years. They chose their wood from a few great timbers fe led in the South Tyrol, and floated down in rafts, pine and maple, sycamore, pear and ash. They examined these to find streaks and veins and freckles, valuable superficially when brought out by varnishing. They learned to tell the density,of the pieces of wood by touching them; they weighed thorn, they struck them, and listened to judge how fast, or how slow, or how resonantly they would vibrate in answer to strings. Somo portions of the wood must be porous and soft, some of close fiber. Just tho right beam was hard to find; when it was found, it can be traced all through the violins of some great master, and after his death in those of bin pupils. The piece of wood was taken heme and seasoned, dried in tho hot Brescia and Cremona sun. The house of Ktradi vurius, the great master of all, is described as having been as hot as an oven, tine was there soaked through and through with sunshine. In this great heat the oils thinned and simmered slowly, and penetrated far into the wood, until the varnishes became a part of the wood itself. Tho old violin-makers used to save every bit of the wood when they had found what they liked, to mend and patch and inlay with it. So vibrant and so resonant is the wood of good old violins, that they murmur and echo and sing in answer to any sound where a number of them hang togother on the wall, as if rehearsing tho old music that once they knew. It was doubtless owing to this fact that when the people could not account for Paganini’s wonderful playing, they declared that lie had a human soul imprisoned In his violin; for his violin sang and whispered even when all the strings wore off. There have been experiments made with a 1 sorts of woods by the various makers. An Earl of Pembroke had one made of the wood of the cedars of Lebanon, but the wood was so dense that vibration was deadened and tho violin was a poor one.

Rescued from the Depths of Misery.

Tho misery endured by unfortunates whose livers are derelict in duty is unspeakable. Blok headaches, nausea, oostiveness, disorder of the digestive apparatus, heartburn, vertigo, unrest, sourness of the breath, uneasiness beneath the short right ribs and right shoulder blade, fickle appetite,are among the hateful indicia of biliousness, which, however, speedily vanish when Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is employed as a regulator. Most effectually Is its work of disciplining carried out, as a complete renewal of the digestive, secretive andevaeuative functions satisfactorily proves. In cases of malarial disease the liver is the principal gland Involved, and for maladies of a malarial type Hostotter’s Stomach Bitters is an absolute ipeolflo. As a laxativepainless but effective—lt is unrivalled, and it is an admirable preventive of ehronlo kidney trouble and rheumatism, and a superb general tonic and corrective.

Humor of Gen. Bragg.

Many years before the war Gen. Braxton Bragg, then a Captfaln of artillery, was detailed to assist the engineers In making surveys of the rivers In Alabama and Mississippi. Tho Chief of Engineers wrote to him asking him to ascertain how far the Tombigboe River ran up. In the course of a few weeks a reply was received. Bragg stated that in obedience to orders he had carefully examined the stream, with all its turns, bends, and tributaries, and that ho had the honor to report that tho Tomblgbce did not run up at all, running down In every part of its course. This answer caused a storm to break out in the engineer’s office, and there were talks of court-martial, but, as Bragg was technically correct in his answer, the matter was dropped, but the offending officer was sent back to his reglmont.—St Louis Globe-Demo-crat.

Happy Baby!

Because he Is healthy. There Is no baby comfort but In health. There Is no baby beauty but In health. All his comfort Is from fat, and most of his beauty. Fat Is almost everything to him. That Is why babies are fat. It Is baby’s wealth, his surplus laid by. What he does not need for Immediate use be tucks under Ills velvet skin to cushion him out and keep the hard world from touching him. This makes curves and dimples. Nature Is fond of turning use Into beauty. All life Inside; all fat outside. He has nothing to do but to sleep and grow. You know all this—at least you feel It. When baby is plump you are as happy as he Is. Keep him so. But what If the fat is not there? Poor baby! we must get It there. To be thin for a baby, is to lose what belongs to him. Why should the little mortal begin his life with suffering! Go to your doctor. Don't bo dosing your baby when all he needs Is a little management. A little book on careful living, of Infinite value, will be sent free If you write for It to Scott & Bowne, Chemists, M South Fifth Avenue, New York. Scott’s Emulsion of cod-liver oil, at any drug-store, sl,

Carefully Addressed.

It Is always well to be careful In the matter of*addresses, but that there is such a thing as be ng overparticular is shown by the letter which was sent not long since to the coik of a gentleman living at Newton, Massachusetts The cousin of the cook, who had been but a short time in this country, came to visit her, and on going away, promised to write soon. He evidently looked about him carefully I > order that he might fix in his mind the location of the house where she was living, for in due time arrived a letter addressed to: MISS HANNAH KEAKDON, At Mr. M ’s. Private Way, Dangerous Passing, Newton. Mass. The letter was duly delivered.. The introduction of the typewriter and its now almost universal use is said to have practically ruined the ordinary ink business, and canvassers for ink manufacturers are pushing all sorts of gift enterprise s hcir.es to help the sale of their goods. We will give SIOO reward for any case of catarrh that, cannot becured with Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Taken internally. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. Egypt’s cotton crop this year is the largest ever known Jr afflicted with Sore Eyes, nse Dr. Isa to Thompson’s Eye Water. Druggists sell it 2ie

■ • LOST TIME. From 1863 to ißß s —about 22 y ears —l suffered with rheu- 9 ft matism of the hip. I was cured by the use of 1 St. Jacobs Oil. T. C. DODD. |» “ALL RIGHT/ ST. JACOBS OIL DID IT." * I ' PINO'S REMEDY FQR CATARRH.—Best. Easiest to use. H’ a Cheapest. Relief ’is-immediate. A care Is certain. For Bgi Cold in the Head it hag no equal.

Too Exacting.

Old Louis Bouchard, our half-breed Neplgon guide (writes a Canaiian correspondent), reverences white ladies, but prefers to let Eskimo Joe, another famous voyageur and cook, take charge of angling partes that include lady members. On seeing an American party of three gentlemen and two ladies, old Louis remarked: “Doze ehentlemans ain’t get much fish, den. No. Dey’s nice, de ladles is—mebby? I don't know —but in camp? No o-o, Dass so One tahm I’ll go up wiss five lady and seven ehentlemans. Do ehentlemans was boss dat trip? N'o-o-o—nevare! All do tahm, all do tahm, dozo lady boss dat camp. Keep me lookin’, cookin’, and nossln’ is cook right- In de mawnln’ first ting, I got to bring coffco in de tent before doze lady ees get up. ‘Louis, you wash your hands?’ dozo lady ees ask. What dey tink? Mebby I boll my hands before I mek dat coffee! No-o-o— dass so, i ain’t boil ’em any. All do tahm, all do tahm, doze ehentlemans watch for do sometlng dey think doze lady want—and doze lady ain’t care one bit—all do tahm doze lady want what ain’t dere. You tlnks de ehentlemans got out for fish early, early? No, baptsun—doze lady not make ver’ good flshin’. Den Louis bo's blame. Eskimo Joe laugh when I’ll to)’ him ’bout dat. He’s want for go viss lady party. Mebby he’s like for wash hisself two—tree —four tahm in one day. Sapree—dass fool way for waste soap.’’ BBONCniTis Is cured by frequent small doses of P Iso's Cure for Consumption.

First Indian Sign.

Tho first Indian tobacco sign erected in America was put up in Baltimore, and it still stands.

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