Democratic Sentinel, Volume 15, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 August 1891 — Pat and the Guinea Hen. [ARTICLE]

Pat and the Guinea Hen.

Pat—Excuse me, sor, but shat soort of a bird do yez call that friokled janius jigglin’ the parts of spache on the since beyant ? Farmer—Why, that’s a guinea hen. Pat—A guinea hen, is id? Well, be the poipes o’ Ballyowen! it’s not worth it, so it isn’t. “Ladibs think, then act,” is an advertisement heading in an esteemed contemporary. The trouble is that so many ladies just reverse the order.