Democratic Sentinel, Volume 15, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 July 1891 — Hotel Logic. [ARTICLE]

Hotel Logic.

Guest—How is this ? My bill this time is $4 a day, and last December I had the same room and it was only $3 a day. Clerk—Yes, I know; but the davs are much longer now. A little innocent misunderstanding is sometimes verv useful in helping one over a hard place. “Mabel,” said the teacher, “you may spell kitten.” “K-double-i-t-e-n.” “Kitten has two i’s then, has it?" “Yes, ma’am, our kitten has.”